Today TheDailyPost’s daily prompt is “talking in your sleep”. To be honest I didn’t even read the actual article – just the title sparked my interest for a fun series (fun for me – probably creepy and boring for most readers).
I sleep talk like crazy – as in every single night. I’ve been told by at least 3 or 4 people that I tend to ask a question and pause for the response before continuing on the conversation. About two years ago I started using a sleep talk recorder on my phone or iPod and while most of what I say is a string of words that don’t make sense or too mumbled to make out – some recordings are just plain hilarious.
I’ll share some of my favourites off the top of my head today and new funny ones as they come up on random nights that I decide to record.
Maybe we should wear pants, just incase.
This occurred one of the first nights I slept with my current boyfriend… Not too sure what I could have been getting at.
Followed by waking up very angry when my bf obliged and woke me up by wrapping his arms around me – lots of sleepy confusion there.
Just one more funny one for today – my all time favourite
The easier they are to find, the closer you keep them by your side.
Deep and proverbial right? Have fun interpreting that – I even googled it to see if it was some lyric or something I heard subconsciously but no, it’s my own ramblings.. If anyone has an idea what it might mean please let me know!
What are some of the funniest things you or your bed/room mates have said in your sleep? I’d love to have a laugh at them!